There is a lot to catch you up on, but it's late, and I have to give you the short version...
1. Last spring, another 5th grade teacher, and I took four 5th grade students to our State Capitol for a Project Citizen Civics competition. The students competed against 17 other schools, mostly middle school. It was our first time competing, and basically we saw it as the culminating activity. Our expectations didn't go beyond finishing the competition, and getting the kids through their 4 minute speeches in front of a panel of 6 judges, in an Assembly Hearing Room at the Capitol. (How many of you would attempt that one?)
2. Well, as we sat and watched the awards dwindle from the table, our hopes of receiving a participation award were swept away. We sank a little lower in our chairs, which by the way, were in the Main Assembly Hearing Room. You know the one... the very room where laws are passed! It was beautiful.
3. The time came for the State Champions to be announced... WE WON! I immediately stood with my arms in the air, and shouted out a, "Woo Hoo!" Yeah, not my classiest moment. I suddenly realized that people don't cheer at these events, they just give little "golf claps." I slowly sat down as I realized all eyes, including those in the balcony, were watching, and probably were wondering why I didn't know the anti-cheering rules.
4. This was a bigger deal than even we knew. The following months were filled with phone calls and letters congratulating the kids, and us. They came from Representatives, Congressmen, and Senators. Excitement was in the air.
5. Our state senator came to my class to honor last year's champions, and to get this year's troops excited about the project. That was a fun day!
6. I'm sorry... I don't think this is the short version.
7. We are now taking the students to the 40th Annual National Indian Education Convention next month. This is the part of the story that makes me laugh...
We were told that it was a huge honor to take these kids to the convention. The conversations within the couple of months have gone something like this:
Max: Yeah, Lisa... You'll be taking the kids to Milwaukee. They'll have their boards with them, and they'll just be in a hallway answering questions people may have as they pass by.
Lisa: Okay, great. A hallway... We can do that. I'll go over some questions that may come about so they'll be prepared. (Remember... This project started last January, and ended May 2nd. They are in Middle School now, and have moved on. Preparation will be a must!)
Weeks pass...
Max: So Lisa... The kids will be in a convention room. They'll have their own table with their board, so when people are walking around, they will be there to explain their project and answer questions.
Lisa: All right, that sounds good. I'll go over their speeches with them, and make sure they're prepared.
Another week, or so:
Principal: Hey, Lisa... The kids are going to be part of Maria's presentation. (I've never met Maria, I was sure they'd be in good hands.) She'll be the presenter, the kids just need to be there with their boards.
Lisa: Oh, really? Okay. We'll be there!
Max, as of last Friday: Don't worry about a thing! Just wait until the conference call next week. Everything that is expected of you will be explained. Don't worry about it!
Today, Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 3:30 pm...
Conference call with Maria:
Maria: So Lisa and Brenda, you will be presenting for an hour and a half.
Wait a minute...
Lisa: Whaaaaaat? WE will be presenting?! An hour and a half?!
Maria: Oh, don't worry. You will be amazed at how fast an hour and a half goes! And the last 10-15 minutes you can reserve for question and answer time.
(Great... what if I don't know the answers?)
I've arranged for you to have an overhead. You'll be just fine.
(An overhead projector? Just what am I supposed to project? What in the heck am I doing?)
Lisa: How many people will be there?
Maria: Well, you have a GREAT time slot! It's not early in the morning, and it's not late in the afternoon when people leave early... It's at a great time! (Meaning there will be A LOT of people!)
Lisa: Gulp. Okay, thank you?
So, there you have it. God has put me in the Dare Chair. Yep, plopped me in it, and strapped me down. Oh, and by the way... the presentation will be in a "theater like setting for 10-75 people." Oh boy. Remember that great time slot? Does that mean 75 people?
The lesson? Beware folks, sometimes you will end up in my Dare Chair, whether you volunteered, or not!
If you find yourself in the Dare Chair, relax, knowing God has put you there for a reason. He has faith in YOU, and has given you everything you need to complete the dare. You just need to be willing to try. Stop fighting it, give into it, jump in with both feet, and enjoy the ride!
