Surviving in the Hood... Motherhood, That Is!

Unpack Your Cape... The World Needs a Hero

2012-01-31T05:34:00.000-06:00

A.B. Simpson said: “God is preparing His heroes. And when the opportunity comes He can fit them into their place in a moment. And the world will wonder where they came from.”

Get your cape ready...
And maybe your tiara.

I Want a Wide Life

2012-01-25T05:31:00.000-06:00

I don't want to get to the end of my life
and find that I just lived the length of it.
I want to have lived the width of it
as well.

~Diane Ackerman

Gratitude

2012-01-19T06:19:00.000-06:00

grat·i·tude [grat-i-tood, -tyood]
noun
the quality or feeling of being grateful or thankful

Gratitude makes a meal a feast, a house a home, and a stranger a friend.
~author?

What a beautiful sentiment; I could not have said it better, myself. Gratitude can turn your world from ordinary to extraordinary. It's all about your attitude... and gratitude. (This is starting to sound like a show tune. Or Dr. Seuss, perhaps.)

Anyway, the point is... Look around you. You have a lot to be thankful for. Put on your rose colored glasses and turn that meal into a feast, your house into a castle fit for a queen (that would be YOU, Your Highness), and a stranger into a friend (who just might happen to be an angel).

Gratitude. Simple, but powerful.

Sunshine and Smiles

2012-01-17T06:16:00.001-06:00

If you are anything like me, you might find yourself at the beginning of a new year, wondering where, oh where, did last year go? If someone were to ask you to name ten events worthy of sharing, could you? You and I both know that life has a gazillion wonderful moments tucked in each passing year, but we are so busy and preoccupied, that we find it hard to recall all of the times that made us smile, giggle, or cry tears of joy.

Here's an idea... What if we kept a notepad handy and jotted down those moments as they happen? We could keep a notepad in our purse, on our desk, in the kitchen because you and I both know that wonderful things happen in a kitchen!, in the car, etc., etc., etc. (Now I feel like the King from The King and I. He really liked that wonderful word, etc. So do I.) Back to the notes. At the end of each day, we can put the notes in a jar, basket, or box. Whichever you fancy. I think I will call mine the Jar of Sunshine and Smiles.

Picture yourself sitting down on New Years Day with a really good cup of java, and reading all of your little notes with the ones you love, or in a room with just you, your really good java, and God. You are smiling, aren't you? Wouldn't that be fun?!

This is perfect for me because believe it or not, I hate journaling. I know. It's a shock. I love writing on this blog, but to sit down and write in a journal just makes me turn up my nose and shake my head.

So, go get some notepads and pens. Let's start a collection of sunshine and smiles. I dare you!

Chef Lisa

2012-01-16T20:28:00.002-06:00

Last night was pork roast so tender a baby could eat it... Tonight was Brandied Chicken Breasts. This is what happens when I watch Julie and Julia. I get inspired. And I get chubby. Guess I'll just have to dance more... in the kitchen.

2012-01-16T20:25:00.000-06:00

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.

~Martin Luther King, Jr., hero

YOU MATTER.

2011-11-08T16:08:00.002-06:00

Really... You DO!

Dive In!

2011-09-20T06:15:00.003-05:00

Speaking of Abraham...

"He didn't tiptoe around God's promise asking cautiously skeptical questions. He plunged into the promise and came up strong, ready for God, sure that God would make good on what he had said. "

Nose plugs... Check.

Goggles... Check

Wet suit... Check.

Flippers... Check.

I'm gonna plunge into God's promises!

Gotta Chuckle...

2011-08-19T21:18:00.004-05:00

So, my little Brynn... The youngest of the family... The one my 17 year-old son predicts will be a Navy Seal because she's the toughest one of them all... Just won a Family SURVIVOR Contest at the County Fair!

And her big brother, Jack? He won a Hawaiian lei for being the only one who knew how to Hula dance. I have no idea where he learned how to do that.

Still laughing...

Ultimate Dog Tease

2011-08-17T16:39:00.000-05:00

This is so darn CUTE!

"Proud" Doesn't Even Come Close...

2011-08-10T17:05:00.002-05:00

My daughter just graduated from Army Basic Training at Ft. Leonard Wood, MO.

My son just passed all of his tests and is officially enlisted in the Air Force.

"PROUD" is a word that doesn't even come close to the emotion that is flooding my heart.

Wise Words From a Refrigerator Magnet...

2011-08-10T15:03:00.002-05:00

If you get a chance... take it.

If it changes your life... LET IT.

A Debt I Can Never Repay

2011-05-30T21:56:00.004-05:00

Today we remember those who gave all they had for us.

Not for our "government,"

but for "We the People!"

Thank you.

You are not forgotten,

you are not scorned,

and your sacrifice for my freedom

will forever be a debt

I can never

repay.

~Thelma Dade

I Found My Way Back!

2011-05-28T09:35:00.003-05:00

Dear Readers,

You have probably thought I was lost, or possibly that I had abandoned ship. No, I am here, and I am well. Actually, you can blame my absence on the Dare Chair. I plopped myself down in it, took on some dares, and have been so busy LIVING, that I've had to let some things go. Writing has been one of those things.

Summer break is peeking it's beautiful face around the corner. I am so excited to see a glimpse of it! You see, I am a teacher, therefore, I get to enjoy summer vacation just like the kids. Well, not quite THAT footloose and fancy free, but I do get a bit of breathing in the sunshine time and living in flip flops! I promise that I will fill you in on the dares, challenges, accomplishments, and sometimes painful moments I've experienced. My hope is that my stories will inspire you to turn the television off, get off the couch, and fill your lives with LIFE. The days are passing by quickly, my friends. Grab on and enjoy the ride!

Pray

2011-03-15T19:47:00.002-05:00

Words seem so inadequate.

May God hear our cries from the depths of our souls.

Pray.

Find Your Muchness

2011-02-24T13:23:00.004-06:00

You used to be much more... "muchier."

You've lost your muchness.

~Mad Hatter, Alice in Wonderland

Have the stresses of life caused you to lose your muchness? I know... You didn't realize you lost it, did you? As life took over, your muchness leaked out little by little. Mine, too.

Let's get our muchness back. Let's be "muchier" again. Let's laugh much, dream much, love much, believe much, dance much, enjoy much, praise much, wonder much, live much.

Thank you, Mad Hatter, for helping us realize we lost our muchness. Consider it, found.

What an Awesome Idea...

2011-02-20T16:34:00.001-06:00

Tsk... Who Am I Kidding?

2011-02-18T17:42:00.003-06:00

So... My previous post was my lame attempt

to shed my envious thoughts.

Who am I kidding?

I want to go to Rome.

Home is Where the Heart Is

2011-02-15T08:56:00.005-06:00

I have a friend who travels for his job. He travels the globe, and I must admit that I do get envious when I hear of his many destinations. My life, you see, consists of a ten mile radius. On days that I don't work, it's more like a two mile radius. I rarely "get out of Dodge," but thankfully, my Dodge is a pretty nice place to be. However, my eyes do thirst for scenery other than pine trees. Beaches, mountains, prairies, and bustling cities with towering skyscrapers would be a welcome view many days.

Through emails, I learned that within a week's time, my friend had been to Germany, spent the weekend in London, and then flew off to Istanbul. I cannot imagine! It sounds so exotic... so beautiful... so wonderful. So unlike Dodge.

Before I allow myself to get too envious, I must remind myself that the grass that is always greener on the other side can turn out to be... artificial turf. You see, artificial turf is pleasant to only one of the five senses. It may look pretty, but that's about it. And just how does this relate to exotic places? Let me explain.

I had to laugh when I read a letter from this globe trotting friend of mine. After being to the beautiful places I just mentioned, he said he couldn't wait to get back to Duluth. Hmmm... Let's just ponder that for a moment. Germany. London. Istanbul. How many breathtaking images flood your mind? Many, right? Duluth. Just doesn't do the same thing for me. Now, before you Minnesotans get too angry with me, please know that I love Duluth. When I am there, I get a wonderful feeling that I am so far away. Lake Superior and the North Shore are stunning. But as for now, it is the middle of winter, and winter brings bitter cold, and barrenness. Duluth to me, is just not exotic. It just doesn't rank up there with Germany, London, and Istanbul. (Possibly, because I've never been to those places.) Now to my point... When my friend was in the midst of the far away places, he said he couldn't wait to get back to a place that is so common... common in my world. You could insert the name of a place that is common to you. It is probably a place where many like to visit, but it is so close to home that it has become common, therefore not always appreciated. Longing for a common place after experiencing exotic destinations proves that home really is where the heart is. Home is where the green grass is. It fills all of the senses. There is no artificial turf at home. Home is real, it is genuine, it is what we need.

So, I am thankful to be in Dodge. As much as I long for exotic adventures, I will cherish the real grass. I will go barefoot. I will smell the freshly cut grass and remember that everything I need is right here. My suitcase may be empty, but my heart is full.

The Skit Guys...

2011-02-11T18:01:00.002-06:00

This is a great skit; please watch!

(Click on, This is a great skit, above.)

Who Would Be In Your Movie?

2011-02-09T20:40:00.005-06:00

I watched Eat, Pray, Love last weekend, and it turned out to be a movie that has stuck with me for days. I was pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed the movie. The scenery, music, and story were a treat for the senses. The lesson was about finding balance in your life... A lesson I could definitely use.

As I was savoring the movie in my mind one day, I thought of the interesting characters, the wonderful people Elizabeth was blessed to have met. They were in her daily life for a short season, but remained a part of it forever.

Who would be in my movie?, I wondered. Who has come into my life for a moment and made an impact? Who can I truly say the words, "I am so glad I met you," to? Immediately, I thought of Bob. Now, you have heard of Bob before... I wrote about him awhile ago. (See the post, Cheers dated Sunday, July 1, 2007.) He is definitely someone I am glad to know; someone who brought sunshine into my life. I rarely see him anymore, and that is truly a loss, but I am so grateful for moments he brightened my life.

I decided to write to Bob today and tell him basically what I just told you. I am not sure whose smile was bigger.... His because he was reminded that he is treasured, or mine, because it blessed me to speak words of kindness to another.

Blessings are like boomerangs. Just when you think you are going to bless others, the blessing comes back to you, many times tenfold!

So, who would be in your movie? A name came to mind right away, didn't it? Let that special person know. You will both be blessed. I promise.

VOTE!

2010-11-02T20:36:00.002-05:00

To make democracy work, we must be a nation of participants, not simply observers. One who does not vote has no right to complain.
- Louis L'Amour

Windows

2010-11-01T19:56:00.002-05:00

In all my gracefulness,

I tripped and lunged forward

right in front of the Assistant Principal's office.

He has windows.

Big windows.

I hope he enjoyed the show.

You're Beautiful

2010-10-11T20:20:00.000-05:00

A Daily Dose of Laughter... It's a Good Thing!

2010-10-10T13:07:00.000-05:00

Validation

2010-10-10T13:05:00.000-05:00

Still Here

2010-10-09T22:22:00.004-05:00

Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity.
~John Lennon

Hey, I like the Beatles, too, but let's be careful of whom and what we idolize. Christianity is still here, and I am quite certain that Jesus is more popular than the Beatles. Christianity is a word that can be used quite loosely, and therefore, misused. If you have been hurt by so called, Christians, please note that it was their humanness and ignorance that hurt you, NOT Jesus.

Good Day, Picasso!

2010-09-29T22:16:00.004-05:00

I need you to close your eyes for a moment. Close your eyes and picture this...

rainbow striped tights
purple corduroy skirt with embroidered flower
pink and green cotton shirt covered with little strawberries
salmon and turquoise striped sweater
old tennis shoes

Add these altogether, and put them all on an adorable, little six year-old girl.

Now, had this been my first child, I would never have let her go to school dressed like that. She was, after all, a reflection of my abilities as a mother! What would this say to her teacher? What would people think? They might think she was a poor orphan in the morning with nobody to take care of her! (I know... It's a stretch, but what if?)

This little girl happens to be my fourth child. I have actually acquired some bits of wisdom through the years, thankfully!

My reaction to this colorful concoction?

1. Take her picture before she heads out the door for school.

2. Say with a huge smile on my face, "Have a great day.... Picasso!"

Honestly, she looked like a walking Picasso painting!

Starting Over

2010-09-26T18:13:00.002-05:00

Jack: You put your calendar on January?
Brynn: Yeah, I know. I'm starting over. I didn't want to wait so long, so I just put it on January.

Maybe she's onto something... I think I'll put mine BACK to January. I need more time!! :)

Here Comes the Sun...

2010-09-24T20:36:00.006-05:00

No one has a right to consume happiness without producing it.

~ Helen Keller

What wonderful words of wisdom from Helen Keller. I can't help but think that of all the people in the world, she would have the right to be crabby... to consume any bit of happiness she could get. Yet, she chose to give happiness to others. What a remarkable woman.

We all can think of someone who consumes happiness, day after day, but rarely produces it. Make a pledge today to never be a consumer, only. Make some happiness, and give it away! Smile at a crabby co-worker. Compliment someone who isn't used to receiving them. Share a smile. Give a hug. Open the door for someone, and greet them kindly. What have you got to lose? Absolutely, nothing! The funny thing is, the more happiness we give , the more we receive. You cannot go wrong with this one!

Go forth and produce happiness today... I dare you!

Dinner Serenade

2010-09-21T19:11:00.005-05:00

So, in the middle of dinner, I belted out, "I am, I said," along with Neil Diamond. I really gave it gusto... Used motions and all.

My kids didn't even flinch.

They just kept on eating and talking.

They didn't even acknowledge that it was a bit awkward.

That's kind of funny.

(I guess they're used to their mom making a fool of herself... That's a good thing.)

A Daily Dose

2010-09-17T20:37:00.000-05:00

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
~Zig Ziglar

Mocking Me...

2010-09-07T19:07:00.004-05:00

For those of you who have been following my blog, you are fully aware of my love of bubble baths. The ultimate relaxation... a wonderful indulgence.... a treat for a worn out woman. So, you are also aware that I have been without a tub faucet for more than a couple of years. (And yet, my husband still lives.) So, I am thrilled to announce that I have purchased a beautiful faucet, spectacular faucet! Unfortunately, my husband was unable to install it...

And so it sits....

In the box...

Mocking me.

Achoo!

2010-08-31T20:59:00.002-05:00

Jack just informed me that he fit everything into his backpack, except for the sneeze box. I am doubtful that I'll ever be able to call it a box of Kleenex, again.

Jack.

2010-08-25T19:19:00.005-05:00

Jack just put his toy handcuffs on.

Jack just remembered the key is in Grandma's car.

Jack is crying.

...Jack is free!

"Thank you, Mom!!"

(I'll take off my super-hero cape now.)

Actually, my niece, Jami, said, "You never take it off when you become a mom, it just gets really worn out."

I think she's right.

Wings

2010-08-19T17:56:00.003-05:00

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children.

One is roots.

The other is wings.

~Hodding Carter, Jr.

My little girl flew into her new life of college and the Army Reserves. Soar, my child, the world is waiting for you.

City Girl and Town Girl

2010-08-15T15:52:00.008-05:00

Once upon a time there were two girls. One was from the city, and the other was from a small town. Both city girl and town girl were shy... shy as could be. They were blonde, sweet, and full of smiles. They were the kind of girls that would hide behind Mama's leg, holding on for dear life if an adult was speaking to them. City girl remembers that when she was in second grade, the principal joked about her blue fingernail polish in the hallway one day. She was so shy she couldn't even speak.

City girl and town girl both had a good childhood; nothing out of the ordinary. Life took them on similar routes all the way to high school. Along came cheer-leading. City girl's dad was completely against the idea, but city girl wanted this more than anything. She dug down deep, and used her stubbornness for good. Town girl had the support of her family, and wanted it almost as badly as city girl. They both got what they wanted... a spot on the cheer-leading team.

Cheer-leading was their common bond. It brought both of the girls out of their shyness. Watching the girls bloom was a true gift; The beauty hiding behind the shadows of shyness blessed everyone they touched. Who would have thought that cheer-leading could awaken souls? It did, and city girl and town girl were thankful... Their lives had been changed for the better.

City girl chose the predictable route... college, job, family. Life was good; not always easy, but good. Town girl, who always wondered why her family left the big city for a small town, was ready to see the world! She also, chose the college route, but chose something much more adventurous and brave... She chose the military! Town girl became a soldier. She pushed fears aside, expectations aside, challenged herself, and was now on her way to becoming a remarkable woman.

City girl had a reawakening. She found out that she actually has a lot to offer. She is pushing past the limitations her mind had put on her, and breaking down the fences. She is happy... oh, so happy. There is energy and life waiting beyond those fences.

City girl admires town girl very much, and secretly wishes she would have had more courage when she was younger. She smiles when she sees town girl... anticipating the future... knowing full well that town girl will blossom into an incredible flower unlike anything the world has ever seen.

And just who are city girl and town girl? Mother and daughter. Yes, you see, I am city girl, and my beautiful daughter is town girl. I admire her so much... more than words can say. She takes my breath away. She has grown up to be an admirable young lady that I am proud to know.

Go meet the world, town girl, with open arms... It is waiting for you. The world will be more beautiful because of.... YOU.

Reckless Abandonment

2010-08-07T12:19:00.002-05:00

Abandon your fears, recklessly.

a·ban·don (ə-bănˈdən)
transitive verb abandoned a·ban·doned, a·ban·don·ing, a·ban·dons
To withdraw one's support or help from, especially in spite of duty, allegiance, or responsibility; desert: abandon a friend in trouble.
To give up by leaving or ceasing to operate or inhabit, especially as a result of danger or other impending threat: abandoned the ship.
To surrender one's claim to, right to, or interest in; give up entirely. See Synonyms atrelinquish.

Connections by God

2010-08-06T16:12:00.008-05:00

Up until now, I have rarely gotten out of Dodge. My job and four kids keep me pretty tied down to this quaint, little town I call, home. All of that changed for me this summer. A work trip to St. Louis, pleasure trip to Idaho to see family, and another work trip to California has made my summer evaporate before my eyes. Do I love it? Is Elvis the king of rock and roll?

There are many stories I could tell about my summer vacation, but time is limited... the kitchen is waiting for me to cook supper. So, I need to tell you about a God-orchestrated connection. Why do I claim God orchestrated it? Because you cannot make this stuff up, and even if you tried, it would not have the soul connection that was felt between two friends.

I need to start with a tidbit of background knowledge for you. Shelley is a childhood friend. No, not the kind of friend you're thinking of. Not the friend who knew every secret. Not the friend that camped out in the back yard, or talked Mom into letting her go with on a family vacation. The reason? She lived on a different block, was two grades ahead of me, AND went to private schools as I went to public. Add all of these things together, and you can pretty much say that in the life of a child, we lived on different planets.

I don't remember how it happened, but one summer, as I was entering 10th grade, and she, 12th, we hung out. I thought she was the coolest girl I had ever met. Long legs, perfect hair, manicured nails, adorable smile, sweet as could be, had the coolest attic bedroom this side of Minneapolis with a t.v.., AND we were both convinced she was going to marry Rick Springfield. She was cool enough to catch his eye... I just knew it. This was the summer Luke and Laura got married on General Hospital; as far as we knew, love conquered all obstacles... Just look at Luke and Laura!

Shelley and I lost touch after that summer, other than a brief farewell two years later. She was off to California, and I never saw her again.

Fast forward 24 years. As you are probably well aware, facebook has given many people a wonderful way of reconnecting with old friends. A few months ago, I found Shelley via facebook. We briefly reconnected, but that was it. When I found out I would be in California for work, I e-mailed Shelley.

Now, just think about this for a moment. Picture the size of California, the population, and the chances of me being even remotely close to where she lives. Slim, eh? Slimmer than slim! Would you believe me if I told you that the hotel that my training was at, and where I was staying for seven days was three and a half miles from her home?! Three and a half! Unbelievable. I could skip to her home!! (Wouldn't that be fun?! Awkward, maybe, but fun!!)

We met for dinner, talked and laughed for hours, and didn't want the evening to end. We had such a great time, and such a connection, that we got together again the night before I left for home. We are sisters in Christ and through revelations, encouragement, stories, and DARES, we knew that we were meant to reconnect... It was a God thing.

Thank you, God.

The Rooster

2010-07-23T17:38:00.003-05:00

My seven year-old son seems to think that suddenly, after all of these years of being my son, living in my house, obeying my rules, he now rules the roost.

I am plucking his feathers.

If You Give Lisa a Cocktail

2010-07-15T21:32:00.003-05:00

I foolishly decided to try the Cabbage Soup Diet last weekend. I know, I know... fad diets never work. My thinking was that at least I'd be eating fresh fruit and veggies. That would be a huge step up from how I had been eating. Well, the second day of my diet, my friend, Suzee, invited me over for a cocktail. Hmmm... no kids at the moment... a cocktail with friends... SURE!

Have you ever read the book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie? You have? Great. Here's my version:

If You Give Lisa a Cocktail

If you give Lisa a cocktail, chances are she's going to want another. So, she'll enjoy the Bloody Mary, thinking it was a wise choice since it was full of the good stuff veggies are made of, and head for home. She will then want a nice cold beer as a chaser.

If she has a nice cold beer as a chaser, she will probably want something salty. So, she will have to make her favorite snack, popcorn, to go with it. Mmmmm....

Once she has satisfied her craving for something salty, she will definitely want something sweet. Knowing there is chocolate fudge cake in the refrigerator, she will mosey on in... with a fork!

So, as you can see, if you give Lisa a cocktail, her diet will be in shambles before you know it! (By the way... Made it to day 5, except for the weak moment described above, and felt so horrible, I quit! No energy, light headed... Enough!)

Cocktails, anyone?

Welcome Home

2010-07-14T09:10:00.011-05:00

I could give you a bazillion excuses as to why I have not written for so long, but why bore you with details? I'll just pretend you are saying, "Welcome home," and proceed as if I have never left. Comfortable places are like that, you know... No matter how much time has passed, there are some places, and some people, that are so familiar, that time somehow melts away, and you feel as if you never left. What is your comfortable place? Mine is Pipestone, Minnesota! I got a chance to stop for a few hours. I felt like I had nestled up in a little nest of comfort and happiness. It did my heart good.

My challenge to you today is to think of where your comfortable place is. We all need our own spot... like a friend's kitchen table, sharing a "cuppa joe," or maybe it's in a canoe, paddling down the river. How about your kids' tree house? Go ahead, climb up! Let your memories of a carefree childhood come flooding back. Maybe your comfortable place is with a certain friend. Pick up the phone and give her a call. You'll be glad you did.

Wherever you go, whomever you see, may you be greeted with open doors, open arms, and a warm, "Welcome Home."

Just Call Me, Esther

2010-02-14T14:44:00.007-06:00

I... am a tub girl. There is nothing like a hot bath at the end of a stress-filled day. There is nothing like a hot bath when you're chilled to the bone. There is nothing like a hot bath, surrounded by candle light, bath goodies, flowers, chocolates, great music, and wine. My bathtub is my sanctuary... my little corner of the world where I can escape and become Queen Esther. (Don't know who she is? You, my friend, are missing out on one of the greatest stories, ever. Check her out... She has her very own book! Look up the book of Esther in the Bible. You will enjoy the story. I promise.)

So, back to my sanctuary. It's under construction. No... that isn't totally correct. My dear husband tried to fix my faucet... OVER A YEAR AGO. He broke it, which in all honesty wasn't a huge surprise. He is a handy man, but I must admit, if the kids ever need something fixed, and they come to Dad saying, "Hey, Dad can you fix..." "Nnnnnoooooo!!!!!," I cry. (Just picture me in slow motion, running to grab the toy out of their hands.) I have known my husband long enough to know that in the noble effort to fix something, nine out of ten times, it will break.

Once again, back to my sanctuary. I have now gone for TWO LONG WINTERS without my bathtub! How, on Earth, have I coped, you ask? Honestly, I have no idea. Now that I think about it, my sanity has been a bit shaky. I have been on edge a bit more than usual. Blame it on the faucet... the LACK of faucet... the lack of retreating to my sanctuary. I am now going to break the long held rule that all women must adhere to. You know... the "Never ask for anything practical for your birthday, Valentines, Christmas, or any other holiday, rule." I'm sorry ladies, but I am in dire need of a bathtub faucet, and am willing to actually ask for one as a gift. Let me fill you in on just how desperate I am.

Today, my two little ones and I filled the tub. It hadn't been filled in over a year. Yes, we filled it... with a cooking pot and cups!!! Is that enough desperation to justify breaking the practical gift rule? I believe so.

I loved every second of my bubble bath, and am now WARM, relaxed, and feeling like a queen.

You, my friend, can call me, Esther.

The Truth Hurts

2010-01-28T06:32:00.004-06:00

Americans are so enamored of equality,
that they would rather be equal in slavery,
than unequal in freedom.
~ Alexis de Tocqueville

African Proverb

2010-01-25T22:52:00.004-06:00

Don't look where you fall,

but where you slipped.

~African Proverb

A Little Lost

2010-01-25T18:28:00.005-06:00

Saturday morning errands...

Brynn had a birthday party to go to, and of course we were at the store 15 minutes before the party, buying the present. Nothing like last minute! Rushing to the car, I quickly unlocked it with my handy, dandy remote. "Quick, Get in, get in, get in." We had 5 minutes to get there... Sure, we can make it!

"Jack!, Don't do that! You'll scratch the car!" Why do kids always like to draw in the winter salt that has turned all vehicles white this time of year?! Sigh... "Quick! Hop in!"

As I am getting in the car, my mind ponders... "We have gray interior, don't we?" Although, this interior does look familiar." (Our previous vehicle had tan interior.)

Hanging from the rear view mirror is a picture of a woman... TOPLESS.

"I definitely don't have one of those!!!"

"QUICK, KIDS... GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!!"

And there you have it, folks. Our Suburban was three spots down.

Brynn gets out of the stranger's SUV and says, "I was wondering where my car seat was."

As my friend, Thelma, says, "Who needs T.V. when we have you, Lisa?"

What can I say? Life is never dull!

"Whaaaaaat?????"

2010-01-12T21:05:00.006-06:00

American Idol has returned to bring us entertainment, yet again. Gotta love it. While snuggling on the couch with my little Jack, he turns to me and says, "Mom, your skin feels like the cheese that's on our sandwiches at school."

"Whaaaaat?????"

"Your skin.... It feels like the cheese that is on our school-lunch sandwiches. You know... the melted, cheese sandwiches."

I'm going to let your imagination roll at this point.

Are you done laughing yet? No?

I'll give you some time to catch your breath.

So, here's the catch... I was wearing my knee-high leather boots, which his bare feet were resting on, hence, the cheese effect.

WHEW!!!

It's All Relative...

2010-01-11T22:34:00.003-06:00

So, it was a balmy 8 degrees above zero yesterday, and my teenage daughter had to run some errands. She left with a t-shirt and sweatshirt. No jacket, mittens, or hat, and oddly enough, it looked pretty normal to me. After all, it was above zero. Heat wave! It never ceases to amaze me how a body adjusts to its' surroundings.

Are you finding yourself gasping at the thought of going out in a sweatshirt in 8 degree weather? Well, after surviving -29 degrees, anything above zero feels warm!

It's That Time of Year...

2009-12-07T21:17:00.003-06:00

It's that time of year again... Time for the school Christmas concerts and programs. (I refuse to refer to them as Winter Concerts. Christmas is alive and well, and I'm not giving in to the political correctness of shunning my Savior!)

So, as the concert week began, I suddenly paused long enough to realize that I have not one, not two, or even three, but FOUR concerts this year. What's that? Did I hear a gasp? Those of you who have sat through screeching clarinets and violins will sympathize. Before you put me on the ballot for worst mom of the year for even thinking this way, please hear me out.

As I was envisioning four concerts squeezed into a busy work week, something suddenly dawned on me. Kings and Queens would hire musicians and court jesters to entertain them. Hmmm.... Think about it. I have three evenings and one afternoon of musicians, along with some court jesters thrown in, especially in the Kindergarten and first grade musical troupes, whom have spent hours and hours preparing their concerts for the Court.

I am honored,

for I am the

Queen

in this scenario.

Thank you, my dear musicians. Your entertainment blesses my soul, and helps us all to take a moment to sit back, to breathe, and to relish the joyful noise that is played and sung for the Savior's birth.

One more thing...

Long live the Queen!

A Gift From God... In a Parking Lot

2009-12-03T21:40:00.003-06:00

Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going to fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.
~Eddie Cantor

As I was rushing out the door after work, I walked into a wonderful, winter wonderland. Not much snow had accumulated, but the snowflakes were huge, and were drifting ever so slowly down to the ground. I let out sound of glee, and made my way through the dark to my car. As usual, I was in a hurry, and about to hop into the car, when I suddenly decided to stop.

I stood by my car and looked straight up into the dark, winter sky. The snowflakes... There were so many! Big, beautiful, amazing flakes seemed to be set aglow from the lights on the school building. Suddenly, I felt so small, and so blessed. The beauty took my breath away, and made me giggle... all alone... in the parking lot.

The snow was a gift and a reminder from God... "Slow down, child! You're missing all the fun!"

Taking My Own Advice

2009-11-12T10:16:00.003-06:00

The stress level has been rising, and hence, I have been falling. So, yesterday I decided to take a piece of my own advice, and remember to dance in the kitchen. It's amazing how groovin' to KC and the Sunshine Band in my kitchen lifted my spirits and put a smile on my face. Once I was done dancing, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, and Tony Bennett kept me sailing on the sea of contentment. Music... Such a wonderful gift.

Got stress?

Dance, my friend, dance.

Just Laughing at Myself... AGAIN

2009-11-10T17:50:00.006-06:00

You know you've had quite a few kids, when your tampon falls out while teaching aerobics.

That's all I'm sayin'.

Okay, so I was really glad I chose the exercise pants with the drawstring just below the knees...

Holds in whatever may fall.

(Isn't it pathetic, the things I will divulge for the sake of a few laughs?)

A Time to Laugh

2009-10-23T21:46:00.005-05:00

So, I left my umbrella in the Crystal Ball Room at the Milwaukee Hyatt today, and didn't realize it until my group was leaving the Convention Center. I went off running while they went to the car. The plan was to pick me up at the Hyatt, so I had better hurry. I looked outside, and could not see the Hilton, so I decided to ask directions right away instead of wandering aimlessly. I went up to a policeman, who happened to be standing in the entrance of the Convention Center. "Sir, could you please tell me which one of these buildings is the Hyatt?" He stood there with his arms crossed, and didn't answer. So I got a little closer, and a little louder. "Sir, would you please tell me which one..." "Wait a second... He's not even flinching," I thought to myself.

Yeah... The most realistic mannequin I have ever seen.

Did I mention there were plenty of people witnessing this? If that wasn't bad enough, I laughed all the way down the street... by myself.

Please, Oh, Please...

2009-10-19T17:28:00.003-05:00

So this blog... I started this blog all because I wanted to post a comment on my pastor's blog. Well, in order to post a comment, a person had to actually HAVE a blog. There you have it, folks... That is the reason my blog was born. Let me tell you, I have thoroughly enjoyed my blog; it has been a source of inspiration, and a creative outlet. I am very thankful that I was "forced," into creating my own blog.

Now, let me tell you this... I LOVE getting comments! Unfortunately, so far there have only been a few lonely souls who dare to leave comments. Please, oh, please, let me know what you think! If it means that you need to create your own blog, GO FOR IT! Let this be a DARE!! You know that you have stories and experiences that you would love to share... Go ahead... I DARE YOU!!

Proof

2009-10-19T17:24:00.002-05:00

Proof that we are not quite ready for winter...

I caught my 5 year-old putting the leaves back ON the tree.

Just makes you smile, doesn't it?

Thank God for Moxie!

2009-10-12T22:03:00.006-05:00

Some people want it to happen,
some wish it would happen, others make it happen.

~Michael Jordan

As for the half marathon that I completed. I have decided something... I am not an athlete, I was just born with an extra dose of of moxie! ~LISA

mox·ie (mŏk'sē)
n. Slang

The ability to face difficulty with spirit and courage.

"I see what you've done, your hard, hard work, your refusal to quit. I know you can't stomach evil, that you weed out apostolic pretenders. I know your persistence, your courage in my cause, that you never wear out.
Revelation 2:1-3

I Had a Dream...

2009-10-11T19:52:00.004-05:00

"When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go."

~Carol Burnett

I had a dream... It started as a dare, and quickly became a dream. What's the difference? To me, a dream is something that has very little chance of becoming reality. The odds are stacked against it; the dream is the underdog. I've always cheered for the underdogs, and I've always believed the improbable could really happen.

My dream? To run a half-marathon. As I've mentioned in previous posts, I've always hated running. In elementary school, I was always third from last in long-distance running. I just don't think I'm built to be a runner. So, I challenged myself to meet this running demon head on.

Many obstacles blocked my path on my journey leading up to the race. Little, or no training time, lack of sleep, sick child, crazy-busy schedule, nobody to go with me, or to be at the finish line, etc. The day before the race, my friend, Brenda, said., "So many doors have closed for you. Do you ever think that maybe you shouldn't run this race?" I thought for a brief second, and said, "No." I've had those times in my life when a little voice has told me, "Not a good idea... Something is wrong; don't do it!" I've listened, and obeyed. This was different. This was more of a mocking... "You can't do this. What are you thinking? Your not in good enough shape. You hate running. You will never finish." I wasn't about to give in!!!

The morning of the race, I was up at 4 am. All set, ready to go... I opened the door to over an inch of SNOW!! Snow on October 10th?!?! Great. Slushy, icy roads, and hour and a half drive in blinding, blowing snow. Was this a sign? No, just another annoying obstacle laughing at me. About 30 minutes into my drive, something happened that has NEVER happened to me in the 10 years I've been living up north. I hit a deer!

After surveying the damage, I got back into my car, very carefully due to the thick ice and snow that accumulated on my running boards, and called my husband. He was amazing, and supportive. I LOVE THAT MAN! My hands stopped shaking, and I started to see the humor in it all. Nothing was going to stop me... THE RACE MUST GO ON!

I made it to Ashland, found a parking spot after a few attempts, and headed through wind and snow to get my racing number. Took a school bus to the starting line. "Geesh, this sure seems like a long ride! I've got to run all the way back? What did I get myself into?" Off the bus, and into the shed to retrieve my timing chip. One hour until race time. Suddenly I noticed something. The snow... it stopped. The sun was shining! "Thank you God! You allowed Satan to tempt me. He wanted me to quit, but I never did. Thank you for the sunshine!!"

Many thoughts ran through my head during the race. Some doubt crept in, but I quickly gave it the boot, and concentrated on the beauty around me, and breathing. Miles 1-5 were challenging. I felt like my lungs were trying to keep up. It was so cold! Miles 6-9 were great. I was actually jogging more than walking, for the first time in my life! "Woo hoo!! If only my Phy. Ed. teacher from school could see me now!"

Suddenly, at mile 10, I hit a huge, unbreakable wall. It felt like my legs were filled with cement. Cramps that began at mile 5 were hard to ignore. People were walking faster than I could jog. Now, some of THAT is due to the tools I was born with. My legs... are short! I watched long-legged people breeze by. NOT FAIR!! I have to take twice as many steps, at least! And my huge leg muscles... I'd like to see them run a race with 10 pound weights on their thighs! Anyway, back to the race...

At mile 12, a kind lady handed me water at the hydration station. "I died back at mile 10," I told her, "I'm just having an out of body experience at this point." The only problem with that theory is that I don't think an out of body experience involves the amount of pain I was feeling.

Crossing the finish line was great, but having the medal put around my neck, which all finishers receive, was one of the best feelings, ever. I will never forget that moment, and to be perfectly honest, I am tearing up just telling you about it. My dream had come true. That, my friends, is priceless.

The hour and a half ride home was filled with reliving moments of the race in my mind, and... coughing. Glad I was by myself. I'm not a smoker, but the ol' lungs got quite a workout. Once home, I painfully made my way to the house. Quite a sight, I'm sure. The steps were now my enemies, and every step I walked was a reminder of the 13 miles I had conquered. The steps up to my house may have been my enemies, but ibuprofen suddenly became my best friend.

As for the medal? It's around my neck, and I'm not taking it off; you can't make me! ;)

You take over. I'm about to die, my life an offering on God's altar. This is the only race worth running. I've run hard right to the finish, believed all the way. All that's left now is the shouting—God's applause! Depend on it, he's an honest judge. He'll do right not only by me, but by everyone eager for his coming.

2 Timothy 4:5-7

Gotta Love Candy

2009-10-04T19:38:00.005-05:00

Setting: Church

Time: About 10:15

Candy was wondering if I knew who a certain lady at church was; she was looking for her.

Lisa: "No, I don't think I know her. Her name sounds a bit familiar, but I can't place a face."

Candy: "Oh, yeah... You wouldn't know her. She's older than you are. She's 38."

Lisa, laughing hysterically: "Candy, you are my new best friend. I'll be 42 in less than 6 months!"

What a great way to start the day!

My Sentiments, Exactly...

2009-10-03T19:22:00.004-05:00

risk

more than others think is safe,

care

more than others think is wise,

dream

more than others think is practical,

expect

more than others think is possible.

~Cadet Maxim

Our Big Day

2009-10-02T19:03:00.006-05:00

What a celebration!

Our State Senator, Bob Jauch, visited my classroom last Friday. He came to honor four kids who won a State Championship for a Civics project last spring. He was so good with the kids, and it was a pleasure to give him a tour of our school, and speak with him for a bit. I enjoyed every moment, and even remembered to breathe. (Suzee would be so proud. She is a friend of mine, and a former boss, who would frequently have to remind me to breathe during stressful moments. I tend to hold my breath, or have very shallow breathing when life gets a little hectic. I miss her being by my side... being my oxygen!) The senator is graciously giving us a personal tour of our State Capitol later this month! Woo Hoo!

Life has been exciting!

Jumping In With Both Feet

2009-09-29T20:48:00.007-05:00

There is a lot to catch you up on, but it's late, and I have to give you the short version...

1. Last spring, another 5th grade teacher, and I took four 5th grade students to our State Capitol for a Project Citizen Civics competition. The students competed against 17 other schools, mostly middle school. It was our first time competing, and basically we saw it as the culminating activity. Our expectations didn't go beyond finishing the competition, and getting the kids through their 4 minute speeches in front of a panel of 6 judges, in an Assembly Hearing Room at the Capitol. (How many of you would attempt that one?)

2. Well, as we sat and watched the awards dwindle from the table, our hopes of receiving a participation award were swept away. We sank a little lower in our chairs, which by the way, were in the Main Assembly Hearing Room. You know the one... the very room where laws are passed! It was beautiful.

3. The time came for the State Champions to be announced... WE WON! I immediately stood with my arms in the air, and shouted out a, "Woo Hoo!" Yeah, not my classiest moment. I suddenly realized that people don't cheer at these events, they just give little "golf claps." I slowly sat down as I realized all eyes, including those in the balcony, were watching, and probably were wondering why I didn't know the anti-cheering rules.

4. This was a bigger deal than even we knew. The following months were filled with phone calls and letters congratulating the kids, and us. They came from Representatives, Congressmen, and Senators. Excitement was in the air.

5. Our state senator came to my class to honor last year's champions, and to get this year's troops excited about the project. That was a fun day!

6. I'm sorry... I don't think this is the short version.

7. We are now taking the students to the 40th Annual National Indian Education Convention next month. This is the part of the story that makes me laugh...

We were told that it was a huge honor to take these kids to the convention. The conversations within the couple of months have gone something like this:

Max: Yeah, Lisa... You'll be taking the kids to Milwaukee. They'll have their boards with them, and they'll just be in a hallway answering questions people may have as they pass by.

Lisa: Okay, great. A hallway... We can do that. I'll go over some questions that may come about so they'll be prepared. (Remember... This project started last January, and ended May 2nd. They are in Middle School now, and have moved on. Preparation will be a must!)

Weeks pass...

Max: So Lisa... The kids will be in a convention room. They'll have their own table with their board, so when people are walking around, they will be there to explain their project and answer questions.

Lisa: All right, that sounds good. I'll go over their speeches with them, and make sure they're prepared.

Another week, or so:

Principal: Hey, Lisa... The kids are going to be part of Maria's presentation. (I've never met Maria, I was sure they'd be in good hands.) She'll be the presenter, the kids just need to be there with their boards.

Lisa: Oh, really? Okay. We'll be there!

Max, as of last Friday: Don't worry about a thing! Just wait until the conference call next week. Everything that is expected of you will be explained. Don't worry about it!

Today, Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 3:30 pm...

Conference call with Maria:

Maria: So Lisa and Brenda, you will be presenting for an hour and a half.

Wait a minute...

Lisa: Whaaaaaat? WE will be presenting?! An hour and a half?!

Maria: Oh, don't worry. You will be amazed at how fast an hour and a half goes! And the last 10-15 minutes you can reserve for question and answer time.

(Great... what if I don't know the answers?)

I've arranged for you to have an overhead. You'll be just fine.

(An overhead projector? Just what am I supposed to project? What in the heck am I doing?)

Lisa: How many people will be there?

Maria: Well, you have a GREAT time slot! It's not early in the morning, and it's not late in the afternoon when people leave early... It's at a great time! (Meaning there will be A LOT of people!)

Lisa: Gulp. Okay, thank you?

So, there you have it. God has put me in the Dare Chair. Yep, plopped me in it, and strapped me down. Oh, and by the way... the presentation will be in a "theater like setting for 10-75 people." Oh boy. Remember that great time slot? Does that mean 75 people?

The lesson? Beware folks, sometimes you will end up in my Dare Chair, whether you volunteered, or not!

If you find yourself in the Dare Chair, relax, knowing God has put you there for a reason. He has faith in YOU, and has given you everything you need to complete the dare. You just need to be willing to try. Stop fighting it, give into it, jump in with both feet, and enjoy the ride!

Well? How Badly Do You Want It?

2009-09-28T22:23:00.003-05:00

Decide that you want it

more than

you are afraid of it.

~Bill Cosby, American Comedian, 1937-

If Not Now, When?

2009-09-23T20:07:00.003-05:00

I've added a little dare button to my blog. You might have noticed it; it's in the upper right hand corner, and says, "If not now, when?" That's right... If you're not daring yourself to jump out of your comfort zone, when will you? How many times have you said, "Tomorrow," or, "Monday... Yes, I'll start on Monday," or, "When I turn 40, I'll start..." Your list could go on, and on.

Why not TODAY? What exactly is it that you are waiting for? More courage? More energy? More time? Sorry, but there isn't a Fill Up Station for courage, energy, and time. Geesh, not a bad idea though, eh?

I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Ready for this? Come closer...

You already have enough courage, energy and time! WOW, isn't that great news?! Really, you do! All you need is an ounce, and EVERYONE can muster up an ounce of courage! Your biggest hurdle is getting yourself to the starting line. Once your there, the excitement of something new will get you going in the right direction.

There are so many gimmicks out there that are supposed to make us feel young and full of life. The funny thing is, the things that will make you feel that way are all around you! Go play in the wonderful playground God has provided. Step outside, and just start moving! Join a group... book club, community or church choir, biking or walking group. Sign up for an art class; trust me, it will make you feel much better than anything the television provides!

You CAN do this.... NOW.

Go ahead...

Cross the line!

If not now,

when?

Find Your Beauty

2009-09-13T15:16:00.003-05:00

A mode of conduct,

a standard of courage,

discipline, fortitude

and integrity

can do a great deal

to make a woman

beautiful.

~Jacquline Bisset

Find your beauty; you know it's there.

WhatWas I Thinking?

2009-09-13T14:50:00.003-05:00

Picture a 5th Grade Classroom. Now, I will fill in the actual dialog:

Myah: "Mrs. Johnson, why do you dress up every day? You always match. Why do you dress up every day?"

Mrs. Johnson (That would be me.): "Because I'm a professional."

Cody, with a very puzzled look on his face: "Mrs. Johnson, you're not a professional, you're a teacher!"

Silly me... What was I thinking?!

Bless You...

2009-08-19T18:07:00.002-05:00

Please watch this...

It's Official

2009-08-17T18:13:00.005-05:00

Well, fellow Dare Chair Friends, it's official! I signed up for the Whistle Stop Half Marathon today! There's no backing out now!

I have this nagging feeling that the Dare Chair has been empty, and lonely lately. C'mon... DO IT! Have a seat... Get uncomfortable... and... DARE to do something you never thought you would do! You will be invigorated, inspired, and excited. Really... You will!

What's that? You can't? What's holding you back? Do you think people will laugh at you? Do what I do: Be the first one laughing, and they'll be laughing WITH you, not AT you! I can guarantee you that my Phy. Ed. teachers would be laughing their behinds off if they heard I signed up for a half marathon! I have NEVER been a runner. In fact, I decided that I don't have a runner's body at all. I'm a strong, stocky Swede, with very short legs. I figure I must have to run these little legs twice as much as many others! ;) So, my point is, don't get hung up on images of what you can and can't do that are in your mind. Others will be INSPIRED by your courage!

Go ahead, have a seat in the Dare Chair, and do the unimaginable... Join that race, climb that mountain, swim, roller skate, ski, dance, sing; just do whatever it is that you have always wanted to do. I dare ya!

For Rachel...

2009-08-16T20:53:00.009-05:00

There is something

sweet

and wonderful

about the sound

of a friend's voice.

Especially

when that friend is

far away.

Her voice

was musical...

it's sound

reassuring

and comforting,

like an old blanket

on a cool, autumn night.

The soft sound of contentment in her voice

brought peace to my heart.

I am happy for her,

for she is in a place

many long to be.

That special place in life,

when one knows

beyond a shadow of a doubt,

that it is

exactly

where God has gently placed them.

Shine on, dear one, shine on,

knowing you are loved,

and encouraged.

Encouraged to brave the storms,

to bask in the sunlight,

and to tread the cool waters of life.

You, my friend,

are an inspiration

to everyone you touch,

to everyone you meet.

For when they meet you,

it is more than the wonderful person you are,

the awesome creation God made,

that they see...

For when they meet you,

they see Jesus,

and are immediately comforted,

content,

and happy

in your presence,

even though

they may not know why.

adventure

2009-08-08T15:57:00.003-05:00

ad⋅ven⋅ture [ad-ven-cher]
noun, verb, -tured, -tur⋅ing.
–noun
1.
an exciting or very unusual experience.
2.
participation in exciting undertakings or enterprises: the spirit of adventure.
3.
a bold, usually risky undertaking; hazardous action of uncertain outcome.

I feel an adventure coming on...

Hmm... I wonder what God has in store for me.

A Great Message...

2009-07-30T17:59:00.003-05:00

"Love from the center of who you are, don't fake it. Run for dear life from evil; hold on for dear life to good. Be good friends who love deeply; practice playing second fiddle....Laugh with your happy friends when they're happy; share tears when they're down. Get along with each other; don't be stuck-up. Make friends with (everybody); don't be the great somebody."

Romans 12:9-10,15-16

Depression Era Wisdom

2009-07-26T14:03:00.002-05:00

Here are some wise words from Grandma Signe's recipe book...

(Found in Depression Era Recipes by Patricia R. Wagner)

Her Ten Commandments

I. Remember that I am thy wife, whom thou must cherish all thy life.

II. Thou shalt not stay out late at night when lodges, friends, or clubs invite.

III. Thou shalt not smoke indoor or out, or chew tobacco round about.

IV. Thou shalt with praise receive my pies, nor pastry made by me despise.

V. My mother thou shalt strive to please, and let her live with us in ease.

VI. Remember 'tis thy duty clear to dress me well throughout the year.

VII. Thou shalt not be a drinking man, but live on prohibition plan.

VIII. Thou shalt in manner mild and meek give me thy wages every week.

IX. Thou shalt not flirt, but must allow thy wife such freedom anyhow.

X. Thou shalt get up when baby cries, and try the child to tranquilize.

These my commands from day to day. Implicitly thou shalt obey.

I'm not sure how many marriages would survive all of these commandments, but I just had to smile, and share them! I particularly like #VI.

The book where these came from had some more words of wisdom for Newlyweds. These are great, and my favorite is the one about entertainment...

Some Good Tips for the Newlyweds

Spend less than you earn.

Make a budget.

Keep a record of expenditures.

Have a bank account.

Carry LIFE insurance.

Insure your house and contents.

Own your own home.

Pay your bills promptly.

Share with others.

Avoid waste in every form.

Realize the responsibility of the marriage relationship - bear and forebear.

Wives must cook well if they would keep their husbands.

Husbands should confide in their wives, and the wives should take an interest in their husbands problems.

Wives must be neat. If their husbands like the latest styles, the wives should govern themselves accordingly.

Husbands should see that their wives get plenty of entertainment. They should take them to movies, for auto rides, walks, and swims, or whatever the wife likes.

If there has been a quarrel., kiss and make up before going to sleep. Never let such feelings last overnight.

Don't try to keep up with the Joneses.

Wise words to heed and take to heart!! ~Lisa

Success

2009-07-25T20:48:00.003-05:00

Success is dependent upon the glands - sweat glands.

~Zig Ziglar, American Author

I'm Hanging On!

2009-07-24T22:00:00.005-05:00

I've done it this time...

I grabbed a hold of Rachel's Dare Rope, and there's no turning back!

And just where is this rope dragging me to?

... A 10K Run!!!

There's only one problem. I have made it a point in my life to avoid running at all costs! So, why on earth would I sign up for this? First of all, I was dared to. Those of you who know me, know that it is hard for me to pass up a dare! Second of all, the treadmill I've told you about, has pushed me farther than I thought I could go, and it's only been a month. I figure that if I could run/walk 3 miles on level 10 today, I can complete a 10K race 13 weeks from now!

I posted a training schedule for novice runners, which would be ME, on my refrigerator. I am now committing to the race in front of all of you. You know what this means, don't you? I cannot possibly back out now!

Time to buy some good running shoes...

The next day...

I've thought about it, and decided that a 10K race just isn't enough of a challenge since I just did that after supper the other night by myself. So, I am challenging myself to the 1/2 marathon. I'll have 6 hours to finish it; I could walk the whole thing if I had to!

Anyone care to grab the rope with me?

Speaking of Courage...

2009-07-24T18:01:00.000-05:00

Standing Tall

2009-07-24T17:38:00.003-05:00

I stood up for myself today... Never backed down, even when my hands were shaking. It affected my family, not just me, so the Mama Bear in me came out, and I stood tall, and firm, and demanded that men listen to my growl! I will not go into detail, but I just wanted you to know that I did it. I stood tall, and firm, demanding truth and justice. Did I get it? Not as much as I would have liked, but enough to thank God for backing me up with a cup of courage, and a dose of determination.

I feel a dare coming on...

I dare you to stand up for something you truly believe in. It doesn't have to be a big thing; it can be eensy-weensy... No matter. It just needs to be something that is true, and right. It may be scary waters you're treading, but if it is something you truly believe in, it will be worth it. Just remember to be fair, and have all of your facts right, and your ducks in a row.

Go on, Mama Bear... You can do it!

These Character Traits Look Familiar...

2009-07-20T17:26:00.004-05:00

I am experiencing my mother's revenge...

I have not one, but THREE out of four children who are just as stubborn as I am, and just as outspoken, not to mention ALWAYS having to have the last word!! This, I cannot blame on my husband's genes; it's all me, and these genes fit me like a glove.

I'm sure, without a doubt, that my mom is laughing herself to sleep each night, relishing in the sweet revenge of her daughter having children JUST LIKE HER!

My satisfaction? The hope of my children having kids that are just like them!

A few moments later after the guilt of what I had typed started to seep in...

I dearly love my children, and am incredibly thankful for them. I'm just having a severe case of crabbiness, and cannot seem to shake it. I have one nerve left, and you know the story.... Everyone is on it!

Okay, now that I have gotten that off of my chest, I can honestly say that I DO hope they have kids just like them... Brave, honest, fun, thoughtful, generous, sweet, lovable, kind, funny... And the list goes on. I know that the stubbornness, outspokenness, and boldness will help them get through life if they channel those qualities towards what is right, true, and good. I just happen to be the one with the file, filing the rough edges. It's a tough job, but I guess God thinks I have what it takes to get the job done.

How about you? What tough jobs does God think you are qualified for? Whatever it is, do it well, fully knowing that He has given you the tools you need. Really, He will... Check your toolbox; everything you'll need is in there.

Need a Rope...

2009-07-18T09:46:00.005-05:00

Check out my friend, Rachel's blog; it is very inspiring. Up until now, you may have thought my Dare Chair has been mighty uncomfortable. Well, let me tell you, Rachel doesn't even have a chair. I think she needs a Dare Rope to strap you on, and pull you along for the wild, adventurous ride. Hang on for dear life, my friends!

http://alaskaatlast-rach.blogspot.com/

Scale Smashing

2009-07-10T21:01:00.007-05:00

I'm hoping some of you out there decided to join me in the Dare Chair. I am quite surprised to tell you that I am now actually quite comfortable in that scary chair! I am on the exhausting path heading to success. Joining the fitness club was one of the best things I have ever done; the treadmill is now my buddy, challenging me to conquer new heights.

Some of you may be wondering how the whole foods thing is going with my family... Shockingly, good! I have them eating nuts, fruit, fish, and combinations of food that are quite adventurous. They're even surprising themselves at what they are liking! Things like bulgar wheat, couscous, almond butter, and quinoa are now a part of our vocabulary... Who'd have thought?!

As for the evil scale... I have a love-hate relationship with it. At first, I loved it. However, I am now wondering if it is stuck. That could happen, couldn't it? I was ready to throw it out the window since it would not budge, despite two weeks of faithfulness to my healthy eating habits, and 6 days a week of one-hour workouts! How on earth could it just stay put? UGH! I could hear it laughing its' evil little laugh at me.

I decided to take out the pants. You know... the pants that USED to fit. I was doubtful that I could even get them over my hips. That evil scale was putting all sorts of doubt in my mind. Well, I am now the one laughing. Not only could I get the pants over my hips, but I could zip and button them, too!! (Can you see me dancing the "Woo Hoo Dance"?) I can't wear the pants in public yet, but there is now a renewed sense of hope!! So, take THAT, darn scale!!

Remember hearing about the bra burning back in the 1960's? Maybe I should start a scale smashing!!

Light the Fire

2009-06-15T15:13:00.003-05:00

Education is not the filling of a pail,
but the lighting of a fire.

~William Butler Yeats, Irish Poet

I'm Back!!

2009-06-13T18:35:00.002-05:00

I am alive, and well, and living among the teachers enjoying summer vacation. I am grateful to all of you loyal readers who kept checking to see something new, only to find that I had abandoned my blogging post. I am sorry; truly, I am. You see, I seemed to have had my creativity and energy sucked out of me once I hit the big time... my own 5th grade classroom. Yikes! My schedule left me spinning! Okay, spinning, and eating my way through stress. Do you remember the "Freshman 15?" Yeah, well I guess you can call me the freshman/newbie at school. I ended the year with most of my marbles... hopefully my best, and most colorful marbles... but unfortunately, I also ended the year with an extra 15 pounds! Is that humanly possible? Geeze, Louise... I MUST find a better way to cope with stress!!! Now that I have my first year back in the classroom under my belt, (my belt that BARELY FITS anymore!) I am hopeful that next year will be a little calmer.

I guess my next step is to plant my not so tiny tush into that DARE CHAIR and get rid of this freshman 15. My plans? I'm joining a fitness club, and am stocking the fridge and cupboards with whole foods. Less packaged foods; that should help! I borrowed many books from the library, and am on my way to being a do-it-yourself nutritionist! My kids are scared to death.

"Sure, pineapple tastes like candy, Mom!" "Not in MY world," they say! "Adventure", I tell them... "Send your taste buds on an adventure! " I'll keep you posted.

In the meantime, is there anyone who would like to join me in the DARE CHAIR? I'm sure my booty will take up the whole chair, but you can sit on my lap!

Wings

2009-02-20T08:42:00.004-06:00

One of the stages of motherhood I am currently in, is the one where I am having to let go, and allow wings to spread, and souls to fly. It is not an easy stage, but like to think I am handling it well. I learned many years ago that worry does not keep my kids any safer, and it certainly wreaks havoc on me, so I hand them over to God. Of course, that also means I do all I can to prepare them for the many adventures in life. You see, I truly believe that my children are God's first; He has given them to me for a time, and I am not allowed to know how long that will be. I pray it will be for my entire life on this planet, but I know that He can call them home at any time. Any amount of worry will never change that, so I choose to trust that God will keep them safe, and if anything should happen, Jesus will carry me through.

Having said that, let me share Alexa's story. Picture a junior in high school heading for a day of shopping with her friend. I'm sure the car is filled with music, talk, and laughter. They were heading to a town that actually has a mall, unlike our little town. It is an hour and a half away, on winter roads. I wasn't totally worried, but wanted to make sure she made it to her destination. So, this hip chick texted her daughter... "Did you make it to the mall?" Then came her reply... "Well, yeah, but were in Eau Claire." Eau Claire?!?! You now need some information. The town she was in was in the OPPOSITE DIRECTION of the town she was going to! She went south instead of north, and the scary thing is, she didn't realize she was going the wrong way until she was over an hour from home!!

Now, I fully realize the humor in all of this. My own mom was laughing so hard she could barely speak. Especially when I revealed the information Alexa revealed to me.... this wasn't the first time she has done this! The last time, she realized she was heading the wrong way out of town about 10 minutes after she left. That information did not make me feel any better! Does she not read signs? Does she not have a plan in her head before she leaves town? I guess she doesn't. I think she will now though, since she has sat through lectures form both my husband and me!

This all happened a week ago. Yesterday, she had to drive to the cities, three hours away. I was more nervous about that than I was about the trip she was going on! Let me tell you, she had plenty of detailed maps and directions, and I made sure she had a picture in her head of what direction she would be heading out of town!

I was feeling strong about it all, until about 20 minutes after she left. Suddenly, I was taken back to the day she had to ride a bus in kindergarten. That twinge of panic weaved its ugly way through my body. I remember that day well. It was 12 years ago, in the morning. I knew Alexa would have to ride a bus after school, and be dropped of at the preschool I was working at. Fearful thoughts, and "What if's" swept through my mind. As I was standing in the laundry room, I suddenly felt peace being poured over me. I could literally feel it, as if there was a pitcher above my head. It started at the top of my head, and made its way down to my toes. It was a feeling I will never forget. Later that day, I found out it was at the same time that dear friends of mine were praying for me! They knew my fears, and prayed for peace. Wow!

I am happy to say that Alexa called last night from her destination!! It was her first time driving in the cities, on freeways, and she loved it. She's my city girl.

Her wings grew a little longer last night, and although I had the scissors in my hands the entire time, and the authority to clip them, I chose not to. I gave her to God, and together they flew.

Remembering Rosa

2009-02-04T11:49:00.002-06:00

I would like to be remembered

as a person who wanted to be free...

so other people

would be also free.

~Rosa Parks

We remember you, Rosa.

Today marks the day that Rosa Parks was born. If you are enjoying your freedom, or celebrating the freedom of others, thank Rosa, and all of the brave souls who took a stand against segregation and racism.

25 Random Things

2009-02-04T08:15:00.005-06:00

There's a new addiction in my life...

Facebook.

Yep, you heard me... Facebook. And you thought it was just for teenagers! I have been having so much fun reconnecting with friends from high school. It has truly been a blessing.

There was a "Note" that was passed around, called "25 Random Things." The idea was to post 25 things about yourself, and then invite others to do the same. "Who has time for that?," was my first thought. I ignored the request for some time, but then started to read other people's lists. I was amazed at what a little treasure it turned out to be. It was like peeking through a window... getting a glimpse of others' lives and souls. Some posts brought tears, and others brought out-loud laughter. Some brought both!

So I made my list. It was actually quite fun. I dare you to get a cup of java, paper, and a pen, and write down 25 things about you. Trust me... It will be a gift to you, and if you share it, to others as well.

As far as Facebook... You just may want to try it out. I do have words of caution, however. It's addicting!! I know, you are doubting me. Others did, too. They're eating their words.

Happy Birthday, Kari!

2009-01-26T22:07:00.006-06:00

Happy Birthday to

my dear, and brave

friend, Kari. I have

known you my whole

life, and am proud

to call you, friend.

Actually, I believe time

has made us "sisters!"

Kari is battling an illness, Fibromuscular Dysplasia, and is raising money for

research, and education.... please

donate, if you are able. Thank you!!

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.firstgiving.com%2Fkariulrich&h=8b9745a488183a91bbc675b74e94e6cf

Kari... How ironic--- The Vintage Art of the Day, is the Chat Noir, that you like so much! In honor of YOUR birthday, I guess! Cheers to you!

A Reminder...

2009-01-26T21:58:00.007-06:00

Because

must

never forget...

(Click on, "never forget.")

Beware of the Doghouse

2009-01-25T21:08:00.005-06:00

Here's a

brilliant commercial

that will put a smile

on your face.

(Click on "brilliant commercial.")

Entertainment at the Bus Stop

2009-01-25T08:27:00.004-06:00

I sent my little guy, Jack, out to the bus stop the other day, bundled up to brace the arctic chill. Time was not on his side; the bus would soon be here. I watched from the living room window as he made his way. According to Jack, it is just plain silly to use the shoveled sidewalks, driveway, and street. Why use those, when one can hurl himself over snowbanks taller than he is, and march through deep snow?

Houston, we had a problem.

About every ten feet, Jack would fall down in the deep snow. As if it isn't hard enough to get up in deep snow as it is, add a backpack to the list of factors. By the time Jack was in the middle of our yard, his backpack had fallen to his elbows, hence, pinning his arms back. But that didn't stop the little arctic explorer, no! He forged on.

Much to my amazement, Jack made it to the stop before the bus arrived. Whew! But wait... Let's not wait on the street, Jack decided, let's jump up and over the snowbank, and wander in the neighbor's yard on the corner. After all, Mom did say not to wait in the street. (Note to self... Next year, tell him that only applies to spring, summer, and fall!)

The bus came, followed by a poor soul in a car, who had had to stop every half of a block. You know it's going to be a rough day, when your day starts behind a school bus! By this time, I was jumping up and down in my living room yelling, "Go, Jack!! Go!," as if he could hear me!

Jack headed for the snowbank, and fell down, on his back, arms pinned behind him, due to his falling backpack. He couldn't get up. The bus driver was watching, the poor man late for work was watching, and Jack was like a tortoise on his shell, rocking back, and forth, trying to get up.

Jack finally made it onto the bus that morning, and I believe we all, the bus driver, the man in the car behind the bus, and I, had no other option but to laugh. It was quite a sight!

Some things are worth making us late for work. My little turtle, Jack, is one of them.

Proof

2009-01-24T20:24:00.006-06:00

I have proof...

Proof that boys are gross. I know I've said it before, but now I believe I have irrefutable proof. I wonder if there is some type of award given for such proof. Maybe I should start writing an acceptance speech. Is there a Nobel prize for proof such as this? Okay, I'm getting carried away. Back to the proof...

Let me introduce you to my teenage son, Blake. He is my source of proof. Picture 14-year boys in class, jumping rope. "Jumping rope in class," you ask? Must be Phy. Ed., you assume. No, not Phy. Ed., but that is another issue. The class? Biology. Jumping rope in biology?

I will give you a few moments to ponder.

Do you need a few clues? Formaldehyde, scalpels, pigs.

Yes, you hit the nail on the head. He was jumping rope with pig intestines! Eeeewwwww!!!

I told you I had proof!

Through the Master's Eyes...

2009-01-24T12:25:00.005-06:00

“What the caterpillar

calls the end of the world,

the Master

calls a butterfly.”

~Richard Bach

In honor of my friends, family, and all who are in the midst of courageous battles. May you find hope, recovery, and your own, miraculous butterfly soon.

2009-01-21T15:07:00.002-06:00

A powerful prayer of humility and grace... please take the time to listen, reflect, and be encouraged.

Click on, "powerful prayer."

Welcome, President Obama

2009-01-20T21:55:00.004-06:00

Reflections...

What a celebration... classy, respectful, and patriotic. I thoroughly enjoyed watching the Inauguration today, despite the fact that I did not vote for this brave, courageous man. It's not that I did not admire him, or thought poorly of him, no... not at all. My reasons for not voting for him are irrelevant at this point. The point I would like to make is that we all owe him respect because he is our president. That title carries honor, integrity, respect, and a weight I would not care to bear. Our country is divided on many issues. It is my plea, that we unite in welcoming our new president, bidding kind, sincere farewells to our former, and lift in prayer, our president, his family, and our nation.

Let freedom ring!

Cure for Crime

2009-01-01T14:15:00.009-06:00

The cure for crime is not the electric chair, but the high chair.

~ J. Edgar Hoover

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

For all of you tired moms and dads out there...

Never underestimate the importance of being a parent. ~Lisa

2009-01-01T14:03:00.002-06:00

Happy New Year!!

(click on "Happy New Year!!")

Enjoy this little blast from the past as you ring in the new year!

2008-12-24T11:02:00.002-06:00

Charity begins at home,

and justice begins next door.

~ Charles Dickens, English Novelist, 1812-1870

Pack Your Suitcase

2008-11-28T09:10:00.004-06:00

I decided to get a jump start and achieve my New Year's resolution before the New Year begins; well, hopefully be close, anyway. Twenty pounds... those twenty pounds that I keep losing. Funny thing, they always seem to miss me, and hence, find me. I don't like them, and surely do not miss them when they are gone, but evidently they have become quite attached to me. (Particularly to my thighs, butt and hips.)

So, I decided to try a new exercise routine. I bought Jillian Michaels' 30 Day Shred DVD. Perfect! It's about 30 days until the holidays. I will conquer that yearly resolution BEFORE New Year's Day! Ha!

I read the DVD cover. Three levels of 20 minute workouts. Just 20 minutes a day! Yeah, right. What can 20 minutes possibly accomplish? Heck, I should just start at level 2; I've been on the Nordic Track now and again; I'm sure level 1 is for wimps.

Okay, so I wasn't feeling overly ambitious, and therefore would start with level 1. Jumping jacks, running in place, abdominal work, push-ups... not bad. Seriously, what good will 20 minutes do?

Well, here's the deal... I felt like Jello when I was done with the "measly" 20 minute workout, and was quite certain that I would not be able to raise my arms above my head, or pick up anything that would fall onto the floor the next day. What in the world? How could this be?

The next day, I got out of bed, and awoke quickly as pain shot through my calves! Youch! I could not believe how much pain I was in! All from jumping jacks, push-ups, and abdominal work... just 20 minutes of it? Hmm.... maybe the 30 day promise has some merit to it. I am hopeful!

I have pushed through the pain each day to accomplish the 20 minutes towards my goal. I must admit that I walk funny these days, and bending down to get something out of a cupboard, or getting in and out of chairs, is now accompanied with slight shrieks of pain. I am hopeful that the pain will subside... SOON! My 16 year-old daughter did the workout with me, and couldn't keep up with her old mom. Her misery was cause for celebration! I thought I was way out of shape, and wimpy since it was just 20 minutes of simple exercises! Since that skinny, little thing was in agony, it meant that I was in better shape than I thought. WooHoo!

Be afraid, 20 pounds, be very afraid. Pack your suitcase; I WILL lose you, and you will not be able to find me again!

Truth?

2008-11-04T18:14:00.005-06:00

Maybe it is the media

that has us divided.

~Laura Bush

Let Your Voice Be Heard

2008-11-04T08:00:00.004-06:00

Please take time to vote today. It breaks my heart when people take voting for granted. The right to vote is a privilege that many people fought for. Use your power... VOTE!

Have No Fear...

2008-10-22T18:14:00.009-05:00

I am fairly certain

that given

a cape

and a tiara,

I could save the world.

(Okay... I cannot take credit for this cute quote. I found it in "Signals" catalog.)

Good Ol' Charles

2008-10-01T22:33:00.002-05:00

A person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. Like a person with two wooden legs getting another person with two wooden legs to guarantee that he has got two natural legs. It don't make either of them able to do a walking-match.

~ Charles Dickens

Hmmm.... sounds like we need Charles Dickens in government!

Quiet as an Owl

2008-10-01T22:04:00.003-05:00

I teach at a school on an Indian Reservation. Each day, an Ojibwe language teacher comes into my class to teach Ojibwe. I am Ojibwe illiterate, I admit. I am trying to learn about their culture and customs, and am fully aware of my ignorance.

So, the other day, the language teacher suddenly appears in my classroom. I was taking attendance, and did not hear her arrive. Startled, I said, "Joyce! I didn't even hear you come in!" Then, in all of my cultural wisdom added, "You came in as quiet as an owl!" I'm thinking to myself, "Yeah, way to go, Lisa. Way to bring in the owl, since owls are silent when they fly, and since the Native American culture holds animals in high regard! Way to earn some 'brownie points'!!!"

Joyce looked at me and said, "Oh. Well, in our culture, owls are bad luck."

Oh maaaannn!!!! I blew it. I had insulted the culture teacher. Great. I gave her the "deer-in-the-headlight" look and meekly replied, "Oh. Well in my culture, owls are very wise."

"What culture are you from, Mrs. Johnson?," asked one of my students.

"Ahhh.... American," I said as I headed for the door.

The next day, everywhere I turned, it seemed I was running into an owl. Key chains, signs... you name it. When my little boy arrived home, I opened the door to a huge grin on his face, and a huge OWL HAT on his head!

Surviving in the Hood... Motherhood, That Is!

Unpack Your Cape... The World Needs a Hero

I Want a Wide Life

Gratitude

Sunshine and Smiles

Chef Lisa

YOU MATTER.

Dive In!

Gotta Chuckle...

Ultimate Dog Tease

"Proud" Doesn't Even Come Close...

Wise Words From a Refrigerator Magnet...

A Debt I Can Never Repay

I Found My Way Back!

Pray

Find Your Muchness

What an Awesome Idea...

Tsk... Who Am I Kidding?

Home is Where the Heart Is

The Skit Guys...

Who Would Be In Your Movie?

VOTE!

Windows

You're Beautiful

A Daily Dose of Laughter... It's a Good Thing!

Validation

Still Here

Good Day, Picasso!

Starting Over

Here Comes the Sun...

Dinner Serenade

So, in the middle of dinner, I belted out, "I am, I said," along with Neil Diamond. I really gave it gusto... Used motions and all.

My kids didn't even flinch.

They just kept on eating and talking.

They didn't even acknowledge that it was a bit awkward.

That's kind of funny.

A Daily Dose

Mocking Me...

Achoo!

Jack.

Jack just put his toy handcuffs on.

Jack just remembered the key is in Grandma's car.

Jack is crying.

Wings

City Girl and Town Girl

Reckless Abandonment

Connections by God

The Rooster

If You Give Lisa a Cocktail

Welcome Home

Just Call Me, Esther

The Truth Hurts

Americans are so enamored of equality, that they would rather be equal in slavery, than unequal in freedom. ~ Alexis de Tocqueville

Americans are so enamored of equality,

that they would rather be equal in slavery,

than unequal in freedom.

~ Alexis de Tocqueville

African Proverb

A Little Lost

"Whaaaaaat?????"

It's All Relative...

It's That Time of Year...

A Gift From God... In a Parking Lot

Taking My Own Advice

Just Laughing at Myself... AGAIN

A Time to Laugh

Please, Oh, Please...

Proof

Thank God for Moxie!

I Had a Dream...

Gotta Love Candy

My Sentiments, Exactly...

Our Big Day

Jumping In With Both Feet

Well? How Badly Do You Want It?

If Not Now, When?

Find Your Beauty

WhatWas I Thinking?

Bless You...

It's Official

Americans are so enamored of equality,
that they would rather be equal in slavery,
than unequal in freedom.
~ Alexis de Tocqueville